Greenland: It’s Time to Stop Renting and Start Owning the Arctic
The elite in Copenhagen are shocked—shocked!—that anyone would suggest Greenland belongs in the American orbit. But let’s be real: Denmark hasn’t been able to protect the Arctic from Russian submarines or Chinese ‘research’ vessels for twenty years. If they can’t secure the world’s largest island, we will. It’s strategically located, mineral-rich, and quite frankly, it looks better in red, white, and blue. We’re already paying for the defense; we might as well get the deed. Plus, imagine the potential for a world-class server farm cooled by actual glaciers. Now that’s what I call a creative hobbyist’s dream.